Fifty Shades of Brown
Forsett In Her Mouth
In a contest between a movie reference and a sexual innuendo it is going to be a HARD (get it?) fought battle.
First let’s take a look at fifty shades of brown. A cleaver name coming of course from that god awful book and movie Fifty Shades of Gray. If you ask me, erotic novels are an oxymoron, at least with the advent of the internet and the fine folks over at Pornhub.
This name, nevertheless, is very clever. It’s creative and has the perfect amount of inappropriateness. This is a name that is perfect for a work league or a family league. Its miles above the automatic Team (Insert last name here) and way above some random ass reference to something that happened in the offseason. This name is especially brilliant if you actually have Brown in your roster.
However its strength is its weakness, in my opinion. The clever, clean(ish), humor that is so suitable for the family also holds it back. This name, to me, is the little bone Disney throws to parents who have to sit through another god damn Minions movie. The jokes, that get a little chuckle from anyone above 16, while the dumb little shits in the theater just stare at their parent wondering what the fuck just happened.
Still, clean humor is like playing golf with a hockey puck. Even if you shoot a 65 on the front nine, it is still impressive.
Now let’s turn to this genius bastard that came up with Forsett in her Mouth. Bravo sir! Reading this actually made me laugh. In fact, if you ever want to write for us let us know. But then again offensive, non PC is kind of my thing, so I might be biased.
This name wins everything Fifty Shades of Brown loses and loses everything Fifty Shades of Brown won. NSFW for sure and probably not something you should not break out in your family league with Granny.
Again this name gets a lot of bonus points if you actually have Forsett. The filth resenting from this team is worse than the shit coming out of Cleveland. I have a feeling this names comes from a guy who has to introduce himself to his neighbors as “hello, according to Megan’s law I am required to inform you”
I still love this name for that very reason and see it as the clear winner (sorry FSoB and Disney). This guy didn’t hold anything back, and that’s kind of what FMF is all about. Sill wouldn’t let this guy close to my sister.
But who the hell am I? Vote away!